slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
help-the-fandoms-have-me: WHOA DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever, the ONE thing the would keep it completely secret is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it because by doing an internet search, all that would show...
lameborghini: 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is not to be trusted
oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
laurencurtis: sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys...
methproblem: methproblem: shawty had them apple bottom jeans, frankincense and myrrh our lord and savior was lookin at herrrrr!!!
jessiray: durbikins: The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music. You search “techno” in LimeWire. All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”. This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.
desolationofstephen: This is actually hilarious and really well done.